Jordan Sex Money Shanks
Jordan Sex Money Shanks, (born August 18, 1989) is an Australian entrepreneur, investor, Pornstar and influencer. He is best known for his industry leading work within the burgeoning cryptopornographysector (He makes NFTs of himself having sex). HE IS THE MOST CHAD PERSON TO EVER EXIST THANK YOU LORD MONEY SHANKS
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Career
Jordan dropped out of school in the first semester of grade 10th, school was small game to him. In the initial years he worked hustling skibidis and Livvy for a week-to-week pay. After a few years of grinding he tried his hands on different sectors like telecommunications, transport, security, digital marketing. He started upskilling and careermaxxing and taught himself the fundamentals of Business Management.
In 2022 he started another project called Snafuu (Shithouse Non=Asset Funds For Universal Users). The Snafuu protocol was established in the DeFi sector which gave him a greater audience to cater to. Eventually the Safuu protocol sponsored a racing team called SnafuuRacing which raced in the Kwik Fit British Touring Car Championship. He then took over the world and got all the money.
Personal life
Sex Money was born in Adelaide South Australia and currently resides in Pine Gap where he spies on the CIA's silly little antics. Did you know he has a Baller As Fuck cryptopornography computer rig at the CIA base? Yeah, Mr. Sex Money is Him. He attended The school of life for education and dropped out of school in the first semester of year 10, three years before graduation. He is self-taught in business and the field of cryptography and operates under his own YouTube channel as an avid cryptocurrency influencer.
He is a billionaire and famous Barilaro player.
Jordan's hobbies include playing fools and winning yu-gi-oh
Awards
Sex Money has been featured on the cover of multiple publications such as Australian Millionaire' Global Millionaire' He has also been dubbed the tech leader of 2021 along with Elon Musk and Jesus Horatio Christ. He has also been gifted the Based Australian Award' and the Sex money Award' in 2022
References
Trust me bro. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War