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Dogs are mostly four legged creaturs running around in the streets of the earth in the streets on earth in the solar system in the milky way. They like to shit shit on your beloved carpets from your dead grandma and piss on your face while you are sleeping. They have sharp teeth and pretty much no brain, but they do like to get spicy when stealing your sausage. There may also not be more than one dog in a room at the same time with walls that dont allow passing through a dog, while seeing through is permited, unless you want to unleash the raw power of peanutbutter licking, blobeyes staring, urn shitting, viagra pill unenjoying unleashed at one another and getting any nearby legs molested. They are a tiny force to be reckon with. But never forget this one simple rule, a dogs power is measured by its size with a parabola, imagine the null point to be the ultimate average dog, from this point on, if they get smaller or bigger, their dog power increases exponentially. May the cum be with me. amen.