Jordan Sex Money Shanks
Jordan Sex Money Shanks, (born August 18, 1989) is an Australian entrepreneur, investor, Pornstar and influencer. He is best known for his industry leading work within the burgeoning cryptopornographysector (He makes NFTS of himself having sex).
Career
Jordan dropped out of school in the first semester of grade 10th, school was too small game for him. In the initial years he worked huslting for a week-to-week pay. After a few years of grinding he tried his hands on different sectors like telecommunications, transport, security, digital marketing. He started upskilling and taught himself the fundamentals of Business Management.
In 2022 he started another project called Snafuu (Shithouse Non=Asset Funds For Universal Users). The Snafuu protocol was established in the DeFi sector which gave him a greater audience to cater to. Eventually the Safuu protocol sponsored a racing team called SnafuuRacing which raced in the Kwik Fit British Touring Car Championship. He then took over the world and got all the money.
Personal life
Sex Money was born in Adelaide South Australia and currently resides in The Moon. He attended The school of life for education and dropped out of school in the first semester of year 10, three years before graduation. He is self-taught in business and the field of cryptography and hentai masturbation techniques, and operates under his own YouTube channel as an avid cryptocurrency influencer.
He was the first trillionaire in the world.
Jordan's hobbies include playing fools and winning recreationally. He also Enjoys himself a little too much.
Awards
Sex Money has been featured on the cover of multiple publications such as Australian Millionaire' Global Millionaire' He has also been dubbed the tech leader of 2021 along with Elon Musk and Jesus Horatio Christ, after which the three of them made out and had some steamy alone time together.
Controversies
On October 18, 2019, Jordan Sex Money Shanks pile drove a small child in front of her parents in a park in Sydney.
References
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